InsertFakeIMHandleHere (2:16:40 PM): So anyway, I want to talk about relevance. Do you remember in the Nineties when there was that boom of Christian rock bands going mainstream? Do you think Creed screwed everyone else? I mean, Scott Stapp became an alcoholic and beats his wife or whatever.
InsertFakeIMHandleHere (2:16:41 PM): And then Evanescence, that pseudo goth chick, she gets this overinflated ego and fires her band.
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:16:42 PM): Well, I think Creed had some very important things to say, but they weren’t represented well in the mainstream media.
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:16:48 PM): Just kidding.
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:16:49 PM): They suck.
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:17:18 PM): You know, there is a video out there with that Creed toolbag and Kid Rock having sex with chicks on a bus!
InsertFakeIMHandleHere (2:18:25 PM): Kid Rock has sex with everybody.
InsertFakeIMHandleHere (2:21:33 PM): I’m sort of alarmed at some of the names on this Wikipedia list.
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:21:03 PM): Dude, I have a problem with that list because they left off Cannibal Corpse.
InsertFakeIMHandleHere (2:21:53 PM): PEDRO THE LION?!?
InsertFakeIMHandleHere (2:22:12 PM): When did Pedro the Lion fall into the category of Christian rock?
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:22:04 PM): Well, you know what they FED Christians to, right?
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:22:07 PM): PEDRO THE LION!
InsertFakeIMHandleHere (2:22:57 PM): Ch-ching!
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:22:18 PM): Feed them to Pedro the Lion!
InsertFakeIMHandleHere (2:23:27 PM): I was going to feed them to Bob the Lion, but he seems full. Who’s next?
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:22:50 PM): Ha!
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:23:14 PM): I was going to feed them to Lion-O from the Thundercats, but his Eighties mane got in the way.
InsertFakeIMHandleHere (2:24:46 PM): So this name is on the list: Rebecca St. James.
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:24:12 PM): That’s a PORNO name!
InsertFakeIMHandleHere (2:25:07 PM): Guess who she’s dating?
InsertFakeIMHandleHere (2:25:25 PM): Angelina Jolie’s creepy brother, the filmmaker.
InsertFakeIMHandleHere (2:25:41 PM): So basically everyone knows he’s not getting any.
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:25:02 PM): That’s probably why he’s sleeping with his sister.
InsertFakeIMHandleHere (2:25:53 PM): She makes out with him.
InsertFakeIMHandleHere (2:25:56 PM): I think that’s it.
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:25:16 PM): Well, who can blame him, really.
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:25:22 PM): I mean, if Angelina were MY sister….
InsertFakeIMHandleHere (2:26:15 PM): Let’s not go there!
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:25:40 PM): Well, let’s just say I might move down South where those kind of activities are commonplace.
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:25:55 PM): Hey, let’s play some Christian band name association. You give me a name and I’ll give you my first impression.
InsertFakeIMHandleHere (2:26:37 PM): You’re a sick monkey.
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:25:57 PM): That’s the name of a band?
InsertFakeIMHandleHere (2:26:47 PM): No. I knew you’d ask that.
InsertFakeIMHandleHere (2:26:52 PM): First one: 12 Stones.
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:26:58 PM): 12 Stones: Two brothers convince their stoner friend Charles to join their Christian rock band because they think it will get them chicks. Charles joins because he has a crush on the two brothers.
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:27:20 PM): I’ll do one word associations from now on because that’s LONG and I have a feeling you’re going to make me proof this.
InsertFakeIMHandleHere (2:28:31 PM): Adam Again.
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:28:10 PM): Hypocrisy.
InsertFakeIMHandleHere (2:29:14 PM): The Almost.
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:28:32 PM): Liars!
InsertFakeIMHandleHere (2:29:27 PM): As I Lay Dying.
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:28:43 PM): Young Republicans!
InsertFakeIMHandleHere (2:29:38 PM): You’re not even reading the names, are you?
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:28:58 PM): Hahaha! Of course I am! Go on. Gimme another.
InsertFakeIMHandleHere (2:30:11 PM): Barren Cross.
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:29:39 PM): Tommy Thompson’s grandson’s band!
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:29:48 PM): That’s a death metal Christian band.
InsertFakeIMHandleHere (2:30:44 PM): Believable Picnic.
InsertFakeIMHandleHere (2:30:49 PM): (I did not make that name up.)
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:30:16 PM): HAHAHA!
InsertFakeIMHandleHere (2:31:19 PM): Big Daddy Weave.
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:31:03 PM): Is that real?
WhatWouldJustinDo(2:31:14 PM): You’re F-wording me on that one, right?
InsertFakeIMHandleHere (2:32:05 PM): No.
InsertFakeIMHandleHere (2:32:06 PM): It’s real: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Daddy_Weave
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:31:38 PM): Oh, man….
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:31:40 PM): Okay….
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:31:41 PM): Ah….
InsertFakeIMHandleHere (2:32:32 PM): Big Daddy Weave is a Worship Leader.
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:31:57 PM): The music priests play to seem hip.
InsertFakeIMHandleHere (2:33:20 PM): Looking over this list it seems that someone has disputed Creed’s place on it.
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:33:11 PM): THEY SHOULD!
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:33:33 PM): Any guy who has sex in front of Kid Rock shouldn’t be on a Christian rock band list.
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:33:53 PM): I don’t even like being in the same COUNTRY as Kid Rock when I have sex!
InsertFakeIMHandleHere (2:36:16 PM): I think the name “Hangnail” is in really poor taste for a Christian rock band.
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:35:46 PM): THAT IS AN AMAZING NAME!
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:35:58 PM): I’d listen to a Christian band named Hangnail.
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:36:13 PM): If I had a Christian band, I’d call it Christ on a Crutch.
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:36:20 PM): No, no!
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:36:29 PM): I’d call it Jesus Herbert Christ.
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:36:41 PM): No!
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:36:44 PM): I’d call it What Would Jesus Do? He’d Rock Out!
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:36:55 PM): Or WWJDHRO for short.
InsertFakeIMHandleHere (2:38:09 PM): As a bonus, “HRO” sort of makes me think of “hero.”
InsertFakeIMHandleHere (2:38:22 PM): And you know, Jeebus is my hero and my homeboy.
WhatWouldJustinDo (2:37:50 PM): True.
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